Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

by Yooski February 28, 2010

Windows

The first virus ever to have a formal appearance and a multimillion company.

Man, who would think a shitload of programmers would need 10GB for a virus? Script kiddies are better than them!

Millions of viruses designed to work on top of the Windows virus! That's neat!

by vilos April 5, 2010

Windows 3.5

Windows 3.5 is a successor to Windows NT 3.1 and predecessor to Windows 3.51.

Windows 3.5 is NT-based.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005

Windows 7

Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks

PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?

by s0101 November 9, 2009

Windows

Written by programmers who use Linux, a far superior operating system.

Saying Windows is good because everyone uses it is just like saying fast food is healthy because everyone eats it.

Does things now that other operating systems could have done when they were being written (e.g. Linux).

Example: The typical Windows shell, the Blue Screen of Death

by eckXsz September 26, 2005