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A crazy guitarist with an insane sense of humour. He unserted random sound effects and funny lyrics into his songs, and this guy could fucking shred
I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're
cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.
_Frank Zappa
r.i.p. you crazy bastard, you will be missed
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 10, 2005

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The mad, mad, macabre musician making many mother cry as their children bob thier heads and grow thier dreads. Former front man of the 80's shlock rock band White Zombie, he has moved on to greater and more mad things.
Brah1- You heard the new Zombie track?
Brah2- Hell yeah, that mothafucka's crazy
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 15, 2005

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In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.
You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog
by ManoftheDiaspora June 21, 2005

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Essentially the Jimi Hendirx of blues. Considered by many to be one of the most influencial guitarists (Blues or otherwise) of all time and the undisputed king of blues.
He and Jimi collaborated on a few songs, and if he were dead, he would be considered an equal to the late Jimi Hendrix.
His birth name is Riley King, but changed his name to Blues Boy.
Greatest guitarists of all time (in no particular order)
Jimi Hendrix, BB King, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads and ummm....Jesus
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 06, 2005

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A tasteless telivision network that is in fact the reason for many of the problems of Afro-American society. It supports stereotypical views of us blacks, instill bad grammar and sloppy dress.
It also causes many of my unghetto ghetto dwelling peers and myself to get many frustrating questions
BET is the antithesis of the African Diaspora and negates and nullifies everything our ancestors were
MeltswingMM2000: our pround black heritage, the african diaspora has taken a backseat to hiphop culture and BET
MeltswingMM2000: wtf...BET is owned by white people...
MeltswingMM2000: not to make any kind of racist point
H CheeseSandwich: whoa
MeltswingMM2000: BET is what is currupting our culture
H CheeseSandwich: thats all we had left! why cant they get....WET?
MeltswingMM2000: i say fuck bet
MeltswingMM2000: luckily...
MeltswingMM2000: we have a channel called TVOne MeltswingMM2000: TVOne is a tasteful alternative to BET
H CheeseSandwich: oh
MeltswingMM2000: i am offended by black people who give me heat about the way i talk and that i dont watch BET
MeltswingMM2000: you know what, D
MeltswingMM2000: we should learn Swahili and Mandinka
by ManOfTheDiaspora April 22, 2005

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Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun
I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 03, 2005

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Or a new metal head, not to be confused with a nu metal head, because nu metal sucks, we are a society (or at least i am) of metalheads that dont conform to ANY group, that would include metalheads. Metal ISN'T supposed to have a dress code. A rusthead is nearly impossible to dissern from a non rusthead because we dont conform to the metalhead stereotype, but we do like metal. Personally, this ironhead dislikes nu-metal, mainstream and especially SATAN. We dont fit ANY stereotypes...one thing that sets this particular ironhead apart is the dark skin. Every ironhead is different simply because there is no set status quo, because as a sub species of metalhead, we hate those. The dress code is pants and a shirt...accessories are welcome and ears are mandatory.

We also like other kinds of music...
Metalhead1- Pantera!!
Metalhead2- Slayer!!
Metalhead3- GWAR!!
Rusthead- yep..
metalhead1- You, with the unique clothing, what are you dont here!! You are not metal!!!
Rusthead- Oh? How you figure?
Metalhead2- You aren't following the dress code!
Rusthead- Not supposed to be a dresscode for metal, boys, i am also a metalhead, but i dont conform...if you were to put a label on me, it would probobly say Rust
Metalhead3- But satan is king!!
Rusthead- No, he isn't. Metal is about the music, not the friggin' fashion, now back up before i split a motherfucker
Metalhead1- How can you consider yourself a metalhead, you dont dress like us! We are nonconformists-
Rusthead- Yep, really indivitual, look, there is a reason we call you 1 2 and 3, we couldn't distinguish between you guys otherwise. Look, the fact that you guys have put a status quo on metal is a friggin' irony, simply because the purpose of metal is to not conform to anything, so the more you guys look like each other, the less metal you become
*metalhead3 bursts into tears.
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 15, 2005

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