a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005
Get the Wankers Whiplash mug.When your bitch has your balls in a vice grip. You lose all sense of self and do whatever your girl wants for a chance at getting some pussy.
"Dude have you seen Alex? He is so pussy whipped. he ditched us just to go shopping with that whore, gigabowser!"
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Kamila: why won't you have sex with me.
Doug: I just don't feel that way
Kamila: fucking bum whisperer.
Doug: I just don't feel that way
Kamila: fucking bum whisperer.
by thebumwhispererextreme November 3, 2010
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Get the Dick Whisperer mug.A sexual "position" in which the man is giving the woman anal sex, then quickly pulls out, flips the woman around, and whips her in the face with his penis.
by SlimKevi July 27, 2007
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Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
by Kongfire January 2, 2008
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Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009
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