by Rainbow1cupcake December 9, 2019

by Umidk172 November 17, 2020

by discorduserweek December 26, 2020

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011

Pre-Break Week is the week before any holiday or vacation for school. It is usually filled with many tests and homework assignments. For reasons unknown, teachers gang up on students and try to cram any last minute work they forgot to give their students in the prior weeks.
Joe: Yo man, my English teacher gave me 50 pages to read out of our book for Pre-Break Week. It's all due Thursday.
Bob: My History teacher is giving us a test Friday on all of the countries in the World. Man, I hate Pre-Break Week.
Bob: My History teacher is giving us a test Friday on all of the countries in the World. Man, I hate Pre-Break Week.
by sexybox April 6, 2009

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.
Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'
Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page
All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.
Happy FiBWing everyone!
Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'
Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page
All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.
Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."
Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."
Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
by Sorcha McNiven December 9, 2012

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week
-Dammit, Turner and Portis have byes this week, what do I do?
-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.
-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 28, 2009
