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National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
by Official Days October 29, 2019
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Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.
I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.
by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009
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Weekendness

It’s a typical happy feeling on weekends. Can be similar to happiness.
I’m feeling weekendness. Lets Go for party tonight.
by Nirmal0707 March 25, 2022
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delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week
guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
by bladewind April 17, 2013
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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018
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Blackout weekend

Party every night starting on Friday night going to Monday morning.
“Hey Brad let’s throw a blackout weekend
by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020
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