Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Weedends

weekends for smoking bud 🍃🍃

“bro i love weedends can’t wait for the next”

by thebudterms January 27, 2024

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024

Weekend Rooter

A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

weekend rooter

A man who constantly gets a root every weekend. Usually he’s desperate as and finds the girls at the night clubs

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
“What’s that 10 weeks in a row Dylan you weekend rooter”

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

weendingle

A MASSIVE shlong capable of many weinerings per day.

E.g.

Sarah: “my bf has the best weendingle ever. We do it multiple times a day every day!”

by RustySpoon21 December 3, 2024

Weeknd Song

"Weeknd song" (slang): A figurative term derived from the themes commonly explored in the music of The Weeknd, referring to a woman perceived as promiscuous, carefree, or not suited for a serious, committed relationship. The phrase evokes imagery of hedonistic, fleeting encounters often associated with nightlife and indulgence, as depicted in The Weeknd's lyrics. It implies someone fun and alluring in the moment but not someone you’d introduce to your Mother or pursue for long-term stability.

"Man, don’t catch feelings for her. She’s just a Weeknd song. Enjoy it for what it is."

by BigGurnard14 December 8, 2024