A squidy swishy wedgi

An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off

OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲

by Gorilasent420 March 27, 2022

The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024

Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Reggie wedgie

A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.

Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”

by Bigsac September 4, 2022

golden wedgie

A word I created for when someone wedgies you so hard you piss yourself

Colby: “Yo, did you hear what happened to Jake?”
Sam: “I heard he got a golden wedgie, and he doesn’t have any spare clothing!”

by Just existing i guess December 15, 2023

Cum Wedgie

When a male, or female ejaculates into a pair of panties, or underwear whether being their own, or someone else. Will swiftly pull the underwear up to their anus and genitals as hard as possible. Commencing the cum wedgie.

Macy jerked me off into her panties, and did a Cum Wedgie

by Dexmo May 1, 2022

brooklyn wedgie

Giving/recieving a wedgie on the brooklyn bridge

'I gave your brother a brooklyn wedgie the other day'

'What??'

by Hoboman511 December 8, 2023