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waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.
Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.
by holy January 22, 2005
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waitane

from the Mauri words wai meaning water and tane meaning man or king.

When put together waterman

pronounced way tarn eee
there is no real examples
by A Bevans July 3, 2005
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waitey

arsehole who cheats on you with complete dogs!
rhian francis, current girlfriend of waitey... both dogs!
by An ex July 19, 2003
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WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.
Lethal bar tray in hand, WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.
by Elda December 25, 2008
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend
Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place
by CJ72 December 16, 2009
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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