washingtonnuts

Must handsome man in the earth. If you don’t look like him then he won’t date you. All his Mutuals are hot too

Washingtonnuts is fucken hot 😹🙏

by Washingtonnuts April 20, 2021

Washington DC

It's like a city in North America or something idk

Have you ever been to Washington DC?

by Mispell July 17, 2021

Washington, District of Colombia

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.

Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

Washington

A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game moods during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person they are not a keeper

Washington deserves all the dollar build because his entitled

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

Washington

A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game modes during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person with this name Your screwed there jealous and weird

Washington is entitled to everyone’s dollar bills

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

Washington Sheriffs

New nfl football team name. We salute our sheriffs because they are strong. No one wants to be a sheriff in any city especially Washington. #UrbanWay #2020 #IYKYK

Washington Sheriff’s playin tonight cuz? Nah mane birds playing. Iykyk

The name of the future Washington football team is the Washington Sheriffs

by Cah Million December 21, 2021

washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.

I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.

by Ski_squared February 2, 2022