wasted

To have such an accident that requires you to feel extreme embarrassment.

Someone tried to do a backflip on a trampaline and lands right on their head on the ground. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh WASTED"

by guy who got wasted once August 28, 2006

pickle-washer

1)Someone who takes along time to lick a penis to make it hard, before it either ejaculates, or is used for sex. 2) Someone who cleans up the penis after sex with their tongue.

He makes a very good pickle-washer so his buddy can screw his wife. He is also a good pickle-washer after sex is done too!!!!

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

Horny Wasted

Where you get horny so many ttimes in a day that your dick just stops cumming for a while.

Guy; Hey man you beat the meat today?
Me; Nah bro im Horny Wasted

by T-Dog and P-Daddy March 4, 2011

wasted life

When a person's life achievements are so insignificant that they reach the age of 40 and their life has amounted to literally nothing.

Peron A: Feel bad for Bill...
Person B: why?
Person A: Guy is over 40 and his life has amounted to posting on fb all day. Talk about a wasted life.
Person B: Definitely.

Person A: Yea, dont be like Bill

by Steez99678 June 21, 2018

Wasted yellow

This is a term I’ve heard used when a light skinned female has strong Black features like big lips and nappy hair, or is just generally unattractive. It’s derogatory and means you’re ugly for a light skinned chick, as if being light skinned is synonymous with being beautiful.

That girl Tiny from Escape is wasted yellow with her funny lookin self.

by Joe’s Daughter July 17, 2021

open-book wasted

Being so wasted that all inhibitions are lowered to the point where a person says anything and everything that comes to their mind creating an effect known as an "open book"

What did u expect me to say, i was open-book wasted

by thelonelyston3r July 9, 2010

Black Bitch Wasted

This phrase isn't a real phrase. I heard a kid say it once though and he had no idea what he was talking about. He was trying to get all his friends on board and no one was into it.

Guys, I wanna get black bitch wasted tonight.

Stop trying to get us to do that non real thing tony. It's not real. You're not real.

by Skunkypants January 31, 2015