ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

by Tom John December 12, 2004

wanker

English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.

Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

wanker

one who does wanking

stop wanking and come over here!!

by HAMLET86 June 27, 2005

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!

You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!

by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

stupid wanker

means stupid idiot in british....

Haley is a stupid wanker for asking if a tree was a plant...

by Marissa_Goldsmith February 11, 2008

Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008