Walking the Dog

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.

Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.

by MrShades October 31, 2011

walking on thin ice

When ur chances and opportunities are at risk... so it's best to remain calm and quiet....

"This judge is pissed and is giving everyone fines. .. u already made several out burst, so it may be best u stay quiet, ur already "walking on thin ice"..

by Khalilah Graham April 15, 2014

freestyle walking

A sport similar to skateboarding and acrobatics in concept, yet is totally unique. Requires agility and quick thinking. Basically, jumping from/up to great heights, quickly navigating cluttered obstacles, or otherwise showing great physical dexterity on foot.

"My friend totally busted his leg freestyle walking. He was making a gap between two hedges and a powerbox. Man, we lost power for an entire DAY."

by krizzle April 6, 2005

moon walking

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

by Carve a ham! August 21, 2011

Warning Shots

First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.

"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."

by Spaceman 7 December 5, 2011

Trigger Warning

A warning often found on blogs to warn people who could have panic attacks or other extremely negative reactions to words or situations that these "triggers" will be mentioned in the text/video/alternate form of media. This is meant to prevent said person/people from becoming upset due to PTSD or other mental disorders.

A common misconception is that triggers are just made up for oversensitive and stupid people and should not be taken seriously or even mocked. However, this is disrespectful and mocking mental disorders and their sypmtoms is extremely rude and a terrible thing to do.

Trigger warning for mentions of rape and suicidal thoughts.

by Please Don't December 15, 2014

Walking L

@gtrob_ on Twitter. Grown ass man obsessed with LA Lakers player LeBron James. Dude literally has the worst takes imaginable..... He is in FACT a Walking L

@gtrob_ is a Walking L.

by rafaXXIV August 10, 2020