WWJT

What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.

Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.

by JamesBeam April 3, 2010

WWSD

What Would Scooby Do?

Seen on many bumper stickers, this is a parody of the phrase "What Would Jesus Do?"

I looked at the wallet on the ground and asked myself, "WWSD?" I stuffed the thing in my pocket and went to buy some Scooby Snacks.

by lullabelleno December 28, 2005

www.Wednesday

www.Wednesday is when you decide to take a few ecstasy pills mid-week, for no particular reason at all.

The three W's stand for wasted, wankered and worn.

"I can't believe I had another www.Wednesday, I knew I had work the next day."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

WWJP

What Would Jesus Post?

When you're on Facebook and don't know weather or not to post something just stop and think... WWJP?

by Jah Jah SPANKS! =D April 3, 2010

WWE high

After you've watched WWE wrestling for a long time, you start to think you're a wrestler and start to jump off items in your house and do wrestling moves on household items.

Regular guy: Whoa dude you just broke that chair! Why would you jump off the dinner table onto a chair??
Someone on a WWE high: Sorry I was on a WWE high

by Terodactylsoros May 3, 2010

WW2

Hitler: I have the strongest army on earth!
Allies: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

WW2 is the most deadly war in modern history, we should honor all those who served in this horrible war...

by Mathelgar November 15, 2019

wwjd?

Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'

That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'

by Pseudonym August 31, 2004