journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...

"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."

by JJ long slong July 31, 2017

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.

by Ann Onimuous December 3, 2003

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008

Windows ME

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

windows me

Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

by leah March 15, 2005