Vampirea

Commonly used to refer to someone who is an obnoxious, smelly Sematary fanboy. Not a thought behind their eyes besides Sematary lyrics and getting cucked.

"Ugh! You're acting like a Vampirea right now.. And.. you STINK!"

by trainlocks October 9, 2022

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.

Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever

by Super multi ball August 30, 2023

media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

oxytocin vampire

Some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become Oxytocin Vampires. They literally feed off of the Oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.

This free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.

by Roseinthevalley January 4, 2018