van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.

Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!

by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010

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van note

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note

by Charles Schwab October 10, 2007

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van zuuk

to have large cone shaped breasts

"Yo Bufanda!! That Banjo lady over there has two van zuukes!"

by MAGICMAN(maddy) March 6, 2009

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Van Palmer

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis

Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!

by Christianrodriguez September 30, 2016

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a person is stupid, and acts in a way that is stupid. Is a retired chicken but has the hair of a greek goddess. Hates showers, cause the stop gets in their eyes. Has the best friends, and has got the girl of his dreams. Even though he is stupid, none the less he is a van

"You're such a Stupid van, god!"

by Blue Skylur November 15, 2018

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