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vagina kart wii 

Vagina kart Wii is played by a girl shoving a Wii remote up her pussy and bending her body in order for the controller to move inside the pussy, allowing the noob female gamer to control the movements in the game. Before this is done the 2, or accelerate button is duct taped down on the Wii remote to ensure that their character is still moving. This could also be played with the Wii remote inside the anus.
This hardcore Japanese chick told me how to play vagina kart Wii the other day, it was intense. She says she still pwns in Mario kart while experiencing an orgasm.
vagina kart wii by KidWhoLags69 January 16, 2014
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Designa Vagina 

This is a vagina that has undergone plastic surgery to be made tighter.
I banged this girl from Beverly Hills and that shit was TIGHT! She had some designa vagina!
Designa Vagina by DustOne March 25, 2009

Gossip Vagina 

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.
Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.

thick vagina

Meaty vagina that soaks a penis with fluids like waterfalls.
Man that girl last night had a thick vagina.

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!

vagina crumpet 

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.
1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.