the turban

to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain

Yesterday in the lockerroom, i gave everyone the turban.

by The Gnar June 11, 2007

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

Turdable

Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.

Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."

by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011

Tupac Sa-four

Also known as Tupac Saifaur.
Citizen of Nottingham who is known to all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.

5 foot tall and 6 foot long naahmsayin

Well known member of FAGZ LYFFZ and the Pun Tang Clan

Yo Tupac Sa-Four get off my dong!

by Mercboy October 23, 2008

turpan

mix between a turd and a tampon

OMG, you are such a Turpan!

by Serpants Pleasure February 23, 2009

turatny

adj. off shoot of turat, n. marijuana, grass, herbals, trees

"where's the turatny fool"

by Mike Manning October 11, 2004

Tural Ball

A dark and scary game of three-flags-up played at night. The catcher must wear dark (stunna) sunglasses and try to catch the ball. This game is an art form and is not for the weak-hearted. Warning: Head might be injured (either one).

Fight for what is right! Fight for what is yours! Play Tural Ball!

by Kricketune May 29, 2007