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mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.
Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025
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King Tabingo

A legendary ruler who runs his kingdom like a perfectly dysfunctional command economy. Under King Tabingo’s reign, every citizen is required to follow his “Five-Year Plan,” which changes every five minutes. He controls all production, distribution, and even the national snack supply—usually to make sure he gets the biggest portion. Known for giving extremely dramatic speeches about efficiency while personally causing 90% of the inefficiency. Subjects fear his most powerful decree: “Because I said so.”

Despite the absolute rule, King Tabingo insists his leadership style is “collaborative,” meaning he collaborates with himself and then announces the decision to everyone else.
“Bro, our group project turned into a command economy the moment Tyler started acting like King Tabingo and assigning everyone jobs without asking.”
by zvlr December 5, 2025
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.
Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines
by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down
Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine
by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024
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The Wind Turbine

The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.

The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!

If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!

Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!

I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by ButtBiggals March 12, 2025
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boznian and herzagovian wind turbine

The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.
Hey fynn, wanna go boznian and herzagovian wind turbine later today. Your mom will join.
by 6117 April 15, 2025
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Girare come la merda nei tubi

Typical of the labronic area (Leghorn, Tuscany), means literally "To wander like the shit in the pipes". It is used when you realize to waste your time in doing something or, as well, when you have lot of things to do in different places of the town (offices, market....)
Mi tocca girare come la merda nei tubi per cercare un parcheggio!
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)
by Quevivamarioteran June 20, 2019
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