truth

there are only two genders

my friend may just be retarded, he says there are as many genders as you want and his is "17". The truth, however, is that there are ONLY TWO GENDERS and he is a boy.

by RandomRooster April 11, 2017

truthtellingguy

God. 69420 IQ. Funny. Not Middle School Humor

Jojo: Woah!? What is that beam coming from the clouds?
Candace: Must be truthtellingguy

by truthtellingguy November 16, 2022

Internet Truth

Internet Truth = Lies. Internet Truth is all the BS people expect you to believe, but you hear so much of it you never know who to believe.

Chatroom guy 1: Hey I make 60,000 dollars a year and I drive a 2008 corvette.
Chatroom guy 2: Are you telling me the Internet Truth?

by kevmar October 16, 2007

r-truth

To pull an R-Truth just randomly shout *what's up* for no reason whatsoever

My friend is such an R-Truth he just randomly screams what's up to Jimmy all the time.

by Isis Uzi oddly soft idk August 12, 2018

The truth

Fortnite is gay

I know the truth

by Yo_friendlyneighbourhoodcowboy December 6, 2018

massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015

stick of truth

a 2014 video game for South Park

Person A: Have you played the new south park game?
Person B: Yes, the stick of truth and it's nazi zombies.

by The True Definiton November 14, 2017