Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.

I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.

by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020

trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop

by hamish August 8, 2003

gay trumpet sex

A horny interest or weirdos

Alex Pringle is a person who loves gay trumpet sex

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.

Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.

by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021