turtle

Verb (nautical terminology): to capsize, as in a boat, ship, or other sea-going vessel.

After a merciless bombardment by American dive bombers, the Japanese superbattleship "Yamato" turned turtle and sank, taking nearly her entire crew to the bottom.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Sea Turtled

The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle

I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.

by Youngsteve March 31, 2011

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

Sexy Turtle Ride

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

turtlecorn

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtleface

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.

"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010