Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 13, 2016

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

trout head

Very stupid

All bosses are trout heads

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

trout

the new "poggers"

Mama Mione got an A+ on her unicycling exam. Trout!

by blissroxy March 22, 2021