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texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate
caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010
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Tallahassee Trout Fisherman

A sex act wherein while having intercourse from behind, the guy reaches forward and uses his index finger to "hook" the girl in mouth.

In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.
I don't like to wake up early to go fishing. So, last night I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Trout Fisherman instead.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
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Muddy Trout

a muddy trout it when a male is having intercourse with a female and mid stroke pulls out slightly to far and accidentally slides into the females anus
last night while screwing Whats her face i gave her the muddy trout she wasn't happy
by the Teen Heartthrob November 10, 2014
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Tapping The Trout

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."
by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004
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trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.
Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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dirty trout

The only dirty trout we saw in beaufort was 400 pounds, and had no teeth. They smelled elderberries.
by fuck shit cock balls August 23, 2006
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A 'brown trouser moment'

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous
the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'
by Shadzame September 23, 2009
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