Dirty Torrez

A guy who 69's his best male friend and has to live in North Dakota, while the rest of us get pussy from real places.

Yo, that dirty torrez was trying to step to me but then I realized that he's just a faggot who's not worth my time and he needs to get back to bufu with his best buddy behind the woodshed

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

torpedo

A tampon

My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.

by shooter312 August 9, 2010

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

Torrey Pines Highschool

Where I threw away four years of my life and no one remembered my name. FUCK YOU MR. LOPEZ!!! 😭😭😭

I work at McDonald's thanks to my education at Torrey Pines Highschool.

Do you want fries with that?

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

torrent

noun. a girl you can "download" for free.

wtf is that torrent doing here? fucking torrent!

by meghalin March 27, 2009

Torpedo

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.

Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*

by JD February 1, 2005

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005