crimson torpedo

the presence of blood in one's feces.

All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

big toed

Verb: when you have interlocked your toes with with someone else's fingers and you totally dominate and destroy them and they have to say "mercy"

Uh oh he's gonna big toed me and I will be forced to say Mercy

by ToesRhot July 9, 2018

Going to Topeka.

A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.

by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

tomedy

Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all

Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.

by MildMax November 11, 2020

TONED

every drug known to man, laced and smoked So you get so drugged up you die!

My buddy and I were walking down the street when a drug dealer came up to us and sold us some TONED, my buddy decided to smoke it and he died and i ran away.

by LD and AD Hawk June 15, 2010