Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann June 6, 2012

Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016

Marshmallow Toes

The act of a man ejaculating upon another beings toes causing the appearance of small marshmallows. Commonly performed by men with a foot fetish.

Damn girl, you got mad Marshmallow Toes! Wash them sticky piggies!

by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

planet of the toes

Another term for feet.

I want you to rub my planet of the toes!

by ivonne carley October 22, 2004

toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011