Ra O' Clock

The time of the day when a tense situation is diffused by a meeting of minds and the topic generating the frustration is discussed, thus diffusing tension.

"I am annoyed we didnt get to see the match"
"Time for Ra O' Clock"

by Gibra November 6, 2007

Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

Glasgow Central Clock

A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.

"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"

by The man next door. July 1, 2009

clean someone's clock

to strike and punish someone

I am about ready to clean someone's clock.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

a Clock Work Orange

Something that has the appearance of something regular or ordinary, but robotic in action, having to do what it is programmed to do, not allowed free thought or action.

Also title of famous book and movie having much to do with this topic.

Am I to be just a Clock Work Orange then?

Mr.Sirs assistant does a great job, but he's just a Clock Work Orange.

by Mister Captain Swing March 31, 2009

Pimms O' Clock

Time for Pimm's (posh cocktail made with pimm's, lemonade, and fruit).

Implies lazy, happy days sitting in the sun with nothing to do and no need to worry about time.

Is it pimms o' clock yet?

by the pimm's monster May 9, 2008

Alarm Clock Dyslexia

Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)

This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.

"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."

by 132299 April 16, 2009