Spaghetti Salad

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

by TopThree October 06, 2017

meatball salad

It's a conundrum, a mystery, a situation seemingly unsolvable.

I was going to give him a rim but he hadn't bathed in three days. What a fucked up meatball salad.

by Doyle coldiron February 21, 2015

Jewish Salad

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011

drug salad

a combination of assorted drugs.

look at all those pills, i can make a drug salad out of that!

by yellowalligator June 05, 2011

Salad blow

When a girl eats your ass and another girl blows you at the same time.

I went to an orgy with my girlfriend and was blessed to have a salad blow.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

strip salad

A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.

Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.

I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.

by JohnRyder May 25, 2007