Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.

"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Swaying Titfuck

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

bubblegum tits

Some boobs that are worth chewing.

Kendra has soft chewy bubblegum tits

by vagina, butt October 25, 2013

Lit tits

Breast that are so spectacular that it is the life of the party. also can be used in commenting in female's Instagram/Facebook or Snapchat post as a hashtag.

Elizabeth's breast were so spectacular that I would have to say they are the life of the party, they are lit tits!

#LitTits

by I am Muffins February 15, 2017

le tits now

A French expression.
Most famously misread by Sean Connery on an episode of celebrity jeopardy, the original category was Let it Snow.

See also: anal bum cover, jap anus relations, penis mightier and whore semen

Bonjour Mademoiselle, I'd like to see, Le Tits Now!

by The Hodgeman June 3, 2018

Off their tits

crazy, loony, off-their-rocker

"I heard she tried to burn down the house."
"That rude girl is totally off her tits, man."

"Those punk kids smashed up my shop again last night! They're totally off their tits."

by mrs. butterworth June 4, 2012

Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

by oi oi savaloi March 31, 2019