Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.

by Ann Onimuous December 3, 2003

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008

Windows ME

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

windows me

Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

by leah March 15, 2005