butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself May 15, 2018

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mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 16, 2022

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Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

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Mop

Mop is a duck, who likes programming and messing with anything related to electricity. Mop is like number 1 most kind people in the world and always does whatever he can to help in any way, yet he is a duck. He’s that kinda person that sends a fuckload of memes in discord. He also likes Makka Pakka, it’s a strange addiction.

Guy: Can you fix my toaster?
Other guy: No, but Mop can without a doubt.
Guy on discord: Why do I have 69 messages of memes on discord?

by Meme fucked discord dude May 11, 2022

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