hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

Making a hot dog

The act of a male taking his erect penis and placing it between a female’s tits

So I was making a hot dog with my wife last night.

by Quick fix April 20, 2025

Ikea Hot Dogs

the superior food when going to IKEA and while you're at it get a DJUNGELSKOG.

*Ah that was so delicious! *
**What did you have? **
*Ikea Hot Dogs, they are so good, they have the perfect consistency*
**Damn now I want one**

by anonymous September 11, 2023

Vietnamese Hot Dog

Putting your penis in a Vietnamese Báhn Mì sandwich

Jacob: I’m thinking of getting into food play, any ideas?

Olivier: Oh yea, try the Vietnamese Hot Dog!

by ShospleColupis September 8, 2020

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

hot dog princess

She is know to slurp and neck down all and any hot dogs, weiners, brats, summer sausage and all kosher beef franks. She is below the queen of hot dogs. who is to only have the kings dog.

Better keep a close eye on that one over there... Word has it shes a hot dog princess

She is a complete hot dog princess, she wouldn't let me put my Weiner in her buns said she prefers them raw

by HoseBoogie December 3, 2023

white hot dog

Similar to a soggy biscuit, white hot dog is done by inserting the wiener inside of a group of men’s rectum’s, followed by masturbation and ejaculation upon the hot dog (adjective)

Boy that was one crazy white hot dog

by Asdf123jkl456 March 19, 2024