Hairy Papercut

Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.

Show's yer hairy papercut love

by Slapsalmon March 27, 2009

Hairy-Nipples

Used to describe someone who resembles Victoria Sweeney.

Wow, her hairy-nipples remind me of Victoria.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005

hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009

Hairy Sailor

A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.

"I gave Cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night."

by Hairless Sailor November 20, 2004

Hairy Dorsey

A Harry Dorsey is when a man and a woman are having sex, the man then proceeds to cum all over the woman's face and quickly rib out his pubes and throw them at her face causing them to stick. It is also acceptable if he first shaves his pubes and keeps them nearby to affix to her face upon ejaculation.

What happened to that girl's face?
She got a Hairy Dorsey.

by Big Coach D January 30, 2010

hairy woog

Another name for a trashy woman's hairy vagina.

That trailer park is full of hairy woogs.

by Beast87 June 14, 2011