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conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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Gift Blocking

‘Gift Blocking
Just like, **** blocking
However, it is done with a gift
You told your friend you were going to give a gift of some kind to someone else and they beat you to it with the same gift with that mutual friend.
I thought there was honer among friends and love interests but that dude is GIFT BLOCKING me.
by Jubal-Subal February 17, 2024
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adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.
An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.
by browniz19 December 25, 2013
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gift Milena day

gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.
Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!
by vay2cool February 9, 2023
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Gift

A Gift is someone trash who complains a lot and is a short person who doesnt like anyone and no one likes him. They are usually the butt of the class.
That guy is such a Gift!
by Real a$$ goon bish November 10, 2019
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Liberty gift

The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.

The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.

There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive

Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.

The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.

For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
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