Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.

1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"

by aceharr November 5, 2017

Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 19, 2009

Ninja Dump

When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.

The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.

by mornfang July 16, 2011

dump truck

While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up (much like the motion of a dump trucks bed) while making a beeping sound, and proceeds to defecate on the face of his/her partner.

He pulled the dump truck on her.

by Jordan Martin September 25, 2006

Mind Dump

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.

"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."

by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005

gamers dump

When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.

When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.

by univsoldur May 11, 2006

LIQUOR DUMP

the next morning after drinkin a shitload of liquor, having to shit so bad you sometimes never make it to the toilet... sometimes you have a {liquor dump } in your pants. which in most cases is runny, all liquid form and makes your stomach hurt badly and has the most horrid smell you could ever think of!

yo my girl drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night. and this morn she was ridin' my dick and she had to stop and sprint to the bathroom but didnt make it in time. she "liquor dumped" all down the hallway

by swampass September 27, 2006