Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.

Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.

by bloodbath428 May 5, 2006

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Cookie Puss

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.

Please google pictures of Cookie puss

by johannajojojo November 21, 2010

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Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.

Cookie toes is amazing

by Daone123 April 24, 2022

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goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.

Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?

by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016

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Vampire Cookie

cookie in cookie run: ovenbreak and cookie run: kingdom blah blah blah best s/o ever

"i love vampire cookie"

"omg so do i"

by fagforespressocookie October 17, 2021

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smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

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