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Hohler Bomb

It is a new version of a Jagerbomb for lightweight drinkers such as the man behind the Hohler Bomb, Mitch Hohler. It's a thimble full of Jager dropped into a shotglass full of Red Bull, then you pound it.
I'd drink Hohler Bombs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd shower in that shit
by Uncle Jessie May 3, 2008
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taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.
haha frank you so got taser bombed
by the jon law March 22, 2010
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bombing baghdad

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."
by wongabird December 3, 2009
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atomic bomb

an atomic bomb is performed by climbing to the top of the stall and shitting (or attempting to shit) into the toilet from about 5 to 6 feet above the bowl

may also be called atomic dump
freddy climbed up on the stall and dropped an atomic bomb into the crapper
by pmoney May 13, 2005
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Status Bombing

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook status through posting a massive amount of random comments in a conversational format.

This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.

Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.

Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
Example of a recent Status Bombing

Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"

Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"

Victim: "oh ok thanx."

Bomber #1: "No problem."

Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"

Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"

Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."

Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."

(Now it's on)

Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."

Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."

Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.

Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."

Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."

Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"

Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
by JimbotheBomber May 10, 2009
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Cum bomb

Cum bomb, when you dont shoot your load for a couple weeks and then you finally bust you nut on some fine hoe's face in a massive amount
how many guys have done this released a huge cum bomb :D
by Corn for real June 17, 2008
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Hand Bomb

when working in a shop or wearhouse, lifting very heavy objects by hand instead of using a fork lift
I think they want me to hand bomb these pieces since they dont let me use a fork lift anymore
by Yousucktom May 6, 2007
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