thanosed

1. To have been one of the victims turned to dust when Thanos snapped his fingers.

2. To have been eliminated as part of a group where approximately half the group was eliminated (i.e. a large layoff)

Aww man, half the Avengers were just Thanosed!

by keeeeeper June 6, 2018

thanks for coming

What you say to workout buddy when he leave from the gym.

Thanks for coming workout partner like i own the place

by Kuehlstein February 21, 2018

thanos

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap

by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019

Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

ok thanks

when you have nothing else to say to someone who just roasted you.

Person 1: Most accidents happen on highways, that's where you were born.

Person 2: ok thanks

by koiepops November 13, 2019