techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.

The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.

by Father Higgins August 12, 2003

techniqueer

the kid that sits behind you in algebra with a graphing calculator that he's reprogrammed 4 different times throughout the hour so he can play diddy kong racing in 3D.

Lyle: Woah chris, check out this new version of windows i just wrote!
Mike: hey Lyle, shut the hell up. you're a fucking techniqueer if I ever knew one.

by Mic 1.0 April 11, 2007

bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

immortal technique

a talented rapper who believes in just about every nut-job conspiracy theory out there

immortal technique sang a song called point of no return in which he tells about all of the wacked things he thinks, still talented but somewhat of a kook...

by wegohard77000 September 26, 2009

technicolor

something that people think sounds cool in their myspace name when in reality they look totally stupid.

kelly in technicolor

by I guess the name doesnt really matter April 28, 2008

technicality

A word news ppl say 2 make them seem smart.

were having a technicality.

by OLLIE6197 March 4, 2005

deadly anus technique

1.the ancient technique of farting in someone else's rectum until thier poo-guts explode. usually followed by a poke in the eye.

2.

1.Denise tried the deadly anus technique on me, but i outsmarted her by farting first, then locking it in her using rubber-cement.

by papapoopoo September 2, 2004