Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

techitup

the art of the fingerboard used to relieve great stress or pain.

fuck dude holy shit... that teacher pisses me off. we need to techitup right now on that fucking dumpster. rawwwwwwr mother fucker!!................ yeah.... bitch......

by Jflipshingl February 1, 2008

Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

oreo techinque

when two african american males (or just black males) "spit roast" a white chick

mario and ricardo both showed kelly their oreo techinque

Kelly - wow now i know what the white stuff in the oreo feels like :P

by printz2008 May 17, 2008

Nike Techian

I don’t think people understand how much I love you. I love it when you smile, the way you eyes light up when you see your friends. The set goal to protect your family. The fact that you care. Sometimes I stop and wonder do people really know what’s wrong with you, what you’ve been through. Do people really know the real you or just the you that comes to school, gym, Americana, and soccer with a smile on your face. I wonder if you’ve ever opened up to someone about the hard feelings. Letting someone in at all? Even though I make fun of you I really love you I notice the small things that you do the way you quickly glance at other when they do something wrong. I notice the smallest things you. You piss me off so much but I can’t help not to love you. And I’m sure you know it too.

Elina: Nike Techians eyes are so pretty
Sophia: Putins better
Ella:Frick no cauliflower are better

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Tech Army

A superior faction of technological 1337's from John Fraser Secondary School in Mississauga Ontario. They still to this day continue to grow and pwn the tech world

"The tech army just pwned the lighting computer"

by Rexxar pwnage December 14, 2008

Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.

Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.

by DELL Services August 26, 2007