Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Tart

V./n. Sucking a fart out of someone's ass and holding it in like a bong rip.

Man, did you see how long that dude held in that tart?! Or...
Man, that guy is such a tart...

by Bragitup April 20, 2017

gypsy tart

A racist who doesn't know the meaning of racist. Unintentionally racist on purpose.

Robbie: Aren't black people the worst?

Robbie: No, Do I look like a Gypsy Tart To you?

Robbie: You look more like a retard to me...

by Joooooooooooooooooooooood May 7, 2017

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017

Tart

A dumb person, not so bright , when you do something retarded . Similar to a dumb blonde 😂

He's a tart. I acted like a tart. She's a tart .

by Perfectionartista May 18, 2017