Smack My taint, n call me daddy 

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

Smack My taint, n call me daddy by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

Taint 

The area of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I like to put baby powder on my taint before my Wife gives me oral.

Taint by Tom_Ahh_Toe July 8, 2006

taint 

Medical and anatomical nomenclature is "perineal body."

The word perineum is a broad term used to describe a large area that includes the scrotum/vagina, anus and skin that lies around that general area. Taint is not perineum, but is the central point that lies in the middle of the perineum.

The surgeon had to cut my taint because the baby was too large.

taint by ralas h aka veba matam January 28, 2008

taint 

area between the back of the scrotum and the rectum

"Hey why is it called the Taint? " "Because it aint your balls and it-aint your ass"

taint by Sam Michel May 14, 2008

Taint 

The part between your balls and asshole.

Yo bitch lick my taint

Taint by fdsahgf April 9, 2006

taint 

The history of: Pluto was actually located between Uranus (Latin for balloon knot) and Neptune (which is Latin for marble bag) and was originally called Taint. Plato (philosopher) likened this comparison to the area between a mans "marble bag" and his "balloon knot" and the planet became known as Pluto after the great philosopher. Taint (or Pluto as it later became) was moved to the other side of Neptune by Caesar who thought Plato was a dick.

It ain't taint without Uranus!

taint by Subway August 24, 2006

taint 

It Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between :)

My favorite part of the male anatomy Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between.

taint by runningman45420 April 30, 2009