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The history of: Pluto was actually located between Uranus (Latin for balloon knot) and Neptune (which is Latin for marble bag) and was originally called Taint. Plato (philosopher) likened this comparison to the area between a mans "marble bag" and his "balloon knot" and the planet became known as Pluto after the great philosopher. Taint (or Pluto as it later became) was moved to the other side of Neptune by Caesar who thought Plato was a dick.
by Subway August 24, 2006
Get the taintmug.