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Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011
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pool table

a table used for sex like off the movie american pie
BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table
by mizael14 May 15, 2008
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shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!
by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009
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Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱
Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table
by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021
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tarlet

Alternate pronunciation of 'toilet', usually among Midwesterns.
Where's the tarlet?!?! I'm gonna puke!
by okcoolwatwat December 28, 2005
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snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back
I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.
by PoodleJuice July 3, 2005
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