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truth trap

A white lie cry for attention. Sorta the opposite of a thirst trap, used as a rebuttal if you find yourself trapped in a thirst.
I didn’t lie; you just fell into my truth trap.
Fernando fell into a truth trap after trying to thirst trap me!
by Thirsty for truth August 31, 2019
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comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.
Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho May 31, 2018
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Adjacent to the truth

Same, similar to the truth.
Yes I was guilty but only for telling the truth. In other words I was being adjacent to the truth.
by Stretch Armstrong June 11, 2018
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Truthful EMmer

When a nigga loves his girl more than his girl loves him, but she won't believe a brotha
"Do I need to pop a truthful EMmer In this house?"
by Liliaceaez January 6, 2018
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G-Talk? ~ Truth.

G-Talk? ~ Truth.

a real G speak legalese cause a real G free

if a nigga throw sign language he either a real G or he wanna B free
by loco and i don't know January 16, 2020
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Truth

Truth in the subjective sense is the agreement between concept and object. Truth in the objective sense is a real thing that implies the consistency of objects and things within themselves. This implies that the reality of objects and things is consistent with their concepts.
Person 1: Traps are gay
Person 2: Well ain't that the truth
by Hеgel November 10, 2020
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Truth Court

The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”

The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.

The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.

The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”

“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
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