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Mr Tony Knows

It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.

For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.
'Aww man, where my keys at?'

'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'

'Did Hyland smash Healy?'

'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'
by 12downfor10 June 11, 2011
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Steel Tongue Drum

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.
Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!
by freddythef'r December 9, 2021
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Tonyia

The most amazing person in the universe. A one of a kind girl. Always found having a great time. She is her own person. Very passionate, great kisser, better friend and just an all around awesome human being. A quiet pretty girl who seems shy and gullible but if messed with can totally kick your ass so bad you're gonna wish you never had one. A girl with an incredibly voracious appetite, yet she somehow maintains a nice figure.
Bob: You know Tonyia?

Henry: Ya

Bob: She's amazing.
by TinnyTiny February 3, 2010
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Socially tone deaf

a condition of being oblivious and/or clueless regarding the existence of social cues, nuances, mores, norms, et cetera, within a given social subset, or more often than not totally and completely and all the time. This is distinct from the more estimable traits of being indifferent or irreverant, where one is aware of social expectations, cues, et cetera, but simply doesn't care or flat out mocks and/or rejects them. Socially tone deaf people are blind, deef and dumb to the normative social standards and expectations of behavior around them, and demonstrate this with regular incidences of egregious and embarassing faux~pas and party fowling. Consistent responses to the socially tone deaf include head shaking, eye rolling, clandestined warnings under one's breath, and quick-thinking, opportunistic ditching. Syn (masc): fuckstick, (fem): bobblehead.
-Look out, here comes everybody's favorite conversationalist; for pete's sake don't get her started you know socially tone deaf she is.

-Bob is so socially tone deaf, I can't take him anywhere with me.
by Daveaflav September 2, 2011
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .
I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967
by mobinga July 31, 2011
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tiger tongue

The act of licking the anus so vigorously that the hair around the anus is removed and/or the brown stained skin of the anus is removed before proceeding with anal intercourse.
Her butthole was so hairy, I had to tiger tongue that shit.

I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.

She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.
by tahoe ripper March 9, 2011
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tonsillolith

Also known as tonsil stones, these hard off-white balls are a combination of sulfur-producing bacteria, dead skin cells, and food particles. They accumulate in tonsil 'crypts' until they are dislodged. In extreme cases, chronic sufferers will go to the lengths of having their tonsils removed to rid themselves of this problem. They are not dangerous, although they can contribute to halitosis, and their frequency usually peaks in the teen years.
Susie's coughing fit ended with a tonsillolith dislodging and flying across the room.
by pr0digy December 6, 2004
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