Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 23, 2022

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 25, 2009

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

Toe dipping

Dipping your toes in the waters of flirting. They're a friend but you both flirt without going too far. A toe dip.

Girl:ya, we're toe dipping but I kinda want more.

by That female January 04, 2017

Siphoning Toes

The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.

"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"

by augugu February 26, 2022

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017

planet of the toes

Another term for feet.

I want you to rub my planet of the toes!

by ivonne carley October 22, 2004