Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

by biffboy April 9, 2009

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fraggle tits

1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.

2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.

mary looks so hot-steve

No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff

look from over here-jeff

ewwww-steve

by thebreastexaminer April 10, 2010

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Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

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sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.

"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."

by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015

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an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.

oh tits!

Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*

by roflstomper November 3, 2007

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