Washin the undercarriage 

The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.

"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.

Washin the undercarriage by Mr Chaz January 15, 2013

The United States of America 

The United States of America also know as the U.S.A. is a country located in North America. Often criticized by other nations, it is still a young and growing nation that has yet to achieve it's full potential as a Political and Militant Superpower. Sadly, America is not known for it generosity towards other countries (even though it is i.e. WWI, WWII, the Indonesian Tsunami incident, and many more occurrences).

On September 11, 2001 The United States of America was subject to several terrorist attacks, killing thousands of people and devastating millions more.

America has been fighting to show it's Strength and Independence from the English Empire, beginning in 1763. The U.S.A. won it's independence After winning the Revolutionary War in 1776.

Even though America is projected as the 'Monstrosity of the World' is home to many notable Political and Civil Rights activists such as F.D.R. and Martin Luther King Jr.


"I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal." - Abraham Lincoln


God Bless The United States of America

The United States of America - The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

The United States of America by M1KAVU July 6, 2008

Second City of the UK 

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

Second City of the UK by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008

the unicorn 

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.

Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...

the unicorn by damn justin August 20, 2008

the unwashed masses

refers to the common people, blue collar workers and the struggling classes, happy in family and friendships if not in terms of wealth

Donald shuned a job with his father's bank, preferring instead to work at the mill, shoulder to shoulder with the unwashed masses, many of whom invited him to their homes for dinner or to share stories over a bucket and jug at lunchtime.

the unwashed masses by jiggs41 November 30, 2013

The Uncle Sam 

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

The Uncle Sam by JoZG October 20, 2008

The University of Alabama 

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.

How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide

The University of Alabama by P March 21, 2005